7x7 Meme

My friend, River, tagged me for a 7x7 meme:

7 Things I Plan To Do Before I Die:
• Catch a bunny
• Catch a bird
• Be the leader of all the dogs at the dog park
• Finally get to play with my cousin Sophia… I just have to wait till she gets older.
• Play tug-of-war with mom and actually win!
• Get to sleep on mom’s bed.
• Catch a bunny

7 Things I Do Now:
• Greet mom in the mornings by putting my front paws on her bed.
• Bury all my bones and treats under my own beds.
• Sit nicely in the passenger seat on car rides.
• Go to my crate without mom asking me!
• Finish eating dinner when mom goes to bed or in the middle of the night.
• Come to bed for cuddle time, right before mom gets into bed.
• “Shake” hands every time someone offers me a treat!

7 Things I Can't Do:
• Go to work with mom.
• Get up on the furniture.
• Pull on the leash on walks with mom (just Grandpa!).
• Beg at the table.
• Play with my cousin Sophia’s toys.
• Eat all my food in one sitting. (I’m not really food motivated.)
• Go more than a few weeks without getting a bath. (I get dirty at the park, rolling around in all kinds of fun things!)

7 Things That Attract Me To The Opposite Sex:
• A submissive male.
• He lets me be the boss.
• He lets me take his toy or stick.
• He loves to play.
• He loves to run.
• He listens when I bark at him to chase me.
• He doesn’t bite too hard/has a soft mouth.

7 Celebrities That I Admire:
I don’t know any celebrities. But here are my favorite people/dogs:
• My mom
• Grandma and Grandpa
• Emily, Ryan, and Sophia
• Sandy
• Gizmo
• Eddie
• All of the rest of the “regulars” and their moms and dads at the park.

7 Things That I Say Most Often:
• Let’s play!
• Let’s go outside/I need to potty!
• Yes! I want to go to the park!
• Yes! I want to go on a walk!
• Yes! I want to go for a ride!
• No thanks, I’m not in the mood for a treat.
• There's someone outside!